wasting everyone's precious time

yo, here are two drawings i did at work... 

RICKY RATT! colored by Adriana...

also i drew this.. really inspired (basically a copy) of patrick kyle's stuff.. sorry.. i was bored...

Workforce boredom vol 19

i got a job... so that means i'm going to waste everyone's time with arttness... this is the crap i drew while i was trainining... yup i'm dumb...

on a similar, yet better note.. this is a project i'm working on at school... i want to fill a page with complete ocean floor stuff... i'm about 20% done.. the colors mutated for effect...

more stuff soon, work stuff, and some flyers.. whoop

status updates become tangible artworks

i went to work and felt awkward and nervous and uneasy about things that have nothing to do with work. but the  bad feelings remained in my chest. complex feelings like i couldn't understand, or didn't want to... so i updated my internet account place. the more i thought about the concept of it, it sounded like a really cool drawing. so for  two weeks i did draft after draft until i came up with this.

"complex chest mathematics"

but it felt a little dry, so i added a layer of grey edge...

the drawing process began april 23rd. just to lett you know...

workforce boredom vol 18 (graphite failure)

whoo.... what a long weekend... there's cool normal stuff on the way soon. like the finally finished aoc design and two cool looking flyers, but for now... i think i'm going to take another hiatus from pretty colors and work mostly with grays and subtle darks. why? you can guess why... and if you can't guess why, lets just say lady troubles. whatever though...

this is workforce boredom number 18... me and my coworkers were getting trashed and since i have nothing in common with any of them, i kind of just pushed myself into the corner and started drawing. oh booze, at least you'll always be there for me... hahahahahah...

"we smoked cigarette after cigarette, and after a while i started burning them into my art"

but whatever, here it is inverted...

anyways... i'm going to try  and post the funn stuff soon... but for right now, yeah i'm going back into a gray darky hopelessy kind of thing... so yeah... yeah... all that stuff, with the feelings and the emotion and whatever... yeah that stuff... 

kaleidoscope science Pt 3 (failures)

the final installment of this series. hazy layers and cellular concepts... blah blah blah... anyway this is workforce boredom volume 17.  random cell thoughts while at work... nothing special... someone told me it looked like a really wrinkly vagina or asshole.. but i can assure that wasn't my intention...

then bi layered and hazy (variant)

ehhh...

then there was this thing... this was supposed to be the big finale... an experiment with different things being layered etc... but the bands dropped out last minute or something.. so i just turned it a fun randomy drawing... here's how it looked just untouched...

and then magically thrown together and shit...

what do you think? i need alot of photoshop practice huh? not that good huh? well whatevers... more stuff coming soon!

kaleidoscope science Pt 1(workforce boredom vol. 15 & 16)

this started off as a simple work drawing. work drawing 15. just thinking about health. random cellular composition art. i actually took anatomy in high school, but found the glass horribly boring... im really interested in the human system, but only under the cocepts of art. defining the organism in the anatomical sense is just not my thing. but if anatomy provided anything, it provided good artisitic ideas...

it was originally b/w, but the pink is just cooler

i layered the drawing in photoshop and set it slightly off balance. i really liked how it came out. i just need to practice alot more with the colors... pink and green are my two favorites, but for this, they just don't balance well... i really do like how the off balanceyness looks

same drawing, but more mathy. i've tried to draw cell stuff in a math sense before, but it never really comes out the way i want it. this is work drawing 16.... by the way...

i think i really like this process, because it takes the focus off the impurities in the work. it makes some of my mistakes less obvious and adds more detail.

.... in our next discussion we will continue this trend, but take it to next level... a flyer design, and redesign... stay tuned after this commercial break. for kaleidascope science pt 2

route solitaire (part 1)

wow... two posts in one day? damn!

i'm not going to say much because i am very fucking tired. but this is the drawing that's driving me crazy right now... i tried to stay up and finish it, but fuck that... there's alot to do.. ugh... ugh...

see la kanth pt 2: workforce boredom vol 12 and 13

so i'm still thinking about changing my main image thing.... i love how intestiny this is.... how you can barely make out the word coelacanth... its rad... if i do use this as a main image thing though, i'll have to color it up... which will be difficult because its a tiny work drawing thing...

same day at work.... i like this drawing alot... i would love to take my art somewhere gooey, drippy, and mathy all at once... but i suck... so fuck me...

what should i change my main image header thing to? you decide? would you like to submit something? go ahead? submit anything!!!!!! C'MON!!! DON'T HESITATE, PARTICIPATE!!!

workforce boredom vol 11

1st post of o'10

// BUMMER JAMS //

so i'm turning into an old man... i don't give a fuck about anything, nothing matters... blah, blah, blah.... (where have we heard that before...) awesome news years, spent it with the same people 3 years in a row....awkward times spread on the toast of reality... drugs, alcohol, sex, noise... we write our stories in scabs and scars on our bodies. bad feelings... long hours.... uglyness.... randomness... there is too much to explain... so we'll leave it at that...

"the olde man blues"

workforce boredom vol 10

last post of the year.... the Xth installment of my work drawing series... should i be contemplitive of the future? should i be promising a bunch of new artt things or whatever? or should i just tell a story about a chicken that learns that being cool doesn't involve being a fool....

so i saw  heathers and spazzed and smacked my head against a concrete wall... so the next day my neck hurt.... and i would like sideways and up and ugh....

last post of o'9....goodbye average year of normalness... hellow average year of normalness o'10

workforce boredom vol 8 and 9

two more work drawings... my head was hurting and the store i was at was crowded with people. everybody was buzzing with excitement and talking at once. the information of reality that was being input into my head wasn't making sense to me...i had to back away and watch from a distance to give myself enough time to understand the situation.

here's a interpretation of what that looks like...

and just slime and intestiny things for the fun of it.... practice... practice... practice....

so.... somebody asked why i don't do animation? 

#1 thank you random person for putting input! i really really appreciate! i highly, highly encourage anybody to say anything about this at all to anybody!  everybody leave comments please! talk shit its cool! just something!

#2 i would love to... but unfortunately my pc is quite shitty.... so even making simple gif's take hours... my original plan for this was to have each letter flash so it spelled things out slowly... but my computer couldn't hack.... so i had to simplify it so it would work out.... not only that but animation requires alot of time... and i find mysel too busy to even complete the tiny amount of artwork i get now.... but if this were magic town, and i had time, money, and a fancy computerring machine, i would definitely make slimy gif's and things.... my biggest arttsy inspiration right now is john vermilyea's my girls video... its simple and drippy and a really good song....

but thank you commenty person..... i hope i didn't embarrass you by talking about you..... don't worry, nobody reads this blog anyway...

workforce boredom vol 6 and 7

hey..... long time no post...... how're you? .... .... i'm ok.... been busy.... its late... i should be in bed... but i gotta do art stuff... i'm gonna start saving things in drafts so i can just post it later... so.... guess what... i'm kicking things up..... here are two slimy monsters i did at work last week..... i'm really feeling slime right now....slime........... hey look at this.... this really inspired me to do slime..... check it out HERE and HERE and HERE ..... damn.... jon vermilyea's art is really cool....

just practicing with slime and dripping and teeth....

hmmmmmm.......

yeah.... i know.... its pretty crappy.... most of my stuff is.... especially this stuff... but give me a break.... it was done within a minute while working.... relax.... damn dude, have some respect...

workforce boredom vol 5

i feel like this is starting to go astray... i haven't been putting the effort into things that i should... my time has been overspent and i'm always tired. random thoughts. gross perversion. i'm might color this.. just to see whats up...

workforce boredom vol 4

everything is coming along really slowly. more things are happening in reality than in artt land... which has its benifits... been jamming to the dozal brothers tape lately... this thing took about a week to get right. hmmmm...

all of my work drawings are done on 4" x 3" little sheets of paper that we use for drawings or whatever. they're like a look into my current obsession... i save the best ones for posting here.

workforce boredom vol 3

while at work, my coworker asked me to draw tweety. but fuck that, i'm not an artist or some guy who draws things. so i drew this. warped cerebral cavity. broken leg. sight twisted into awkward hell. backed into a corner what the fuck?

workforce boredom vol 2

i've been going over the chapters of a novel i wrote 88 years ago. in hopes of recapturing the essance of what i was feeling. i remember that i never felt i had it in me to write a complete novel, but i loved writing short stories. so my plan was to write many short stories that when compiled together would more or less form a narrative. though as i began writing i more or less found my sense, so the thought was kinda discarded. with that in mind, i have been writing paragraphs and pages that do not connect to my novel in a linear sense, but capture the concept and feelings of the work.

here is a paragraph i wrote while bored at work that may or not be connected to chapter seven (the fifth day)

there is a microscopic air war happening in the sun beam light dripping in front of me. my consciousness fades out to a bigger picture. me sitting here in this row of chairs in this empty forever hallway. above me and below me are 100 floors that are exactly the same. i snap back into myself and blow hot breath in the sky battle in front of me disrupting its magnificence. i relax my body and lay my head back in the chair. my eyes roll back and i gaze up into the static yellow white light. my eyes close and i still see orange fuzzy red, blood flowing through my skin. my mind blurs into the smaller picture. individual blood cells and atoms and molecules. a chart of arrows and lines and numbers and symbols. oh geometry or physics or whatever.

 also while bored at work that day i drew another monster... more work monsters to come...

workforce boredom vol 1

being bored at work leaves me drawing stupid, stupid things. like this llittle guy... the long drippy penis inspired by george tourlas...

... off to work again ...